I Love Him More Than Cops Love Donuts

I've been waiting for today since Halloween.

That's saying something.

Happy 35th birthday to the most amazing man, and love of my life, West.

The man who can do anything.

Seriously.

He is The Man.

I'd already given him his birthday present of surfing (here) but I still wanted him to feel special on his day.

So I made 35 "I love you more than"s

and hung them on the bathroom mirror where he'd see them first thing.

And then I gave him some birthday treats next to the clothes he'd put out for the day.

Some of these relate to our family so you may not get them, but here are my 35 I love yous to my man on his 35th birthday.

1. I love him more than Hugh Hefner loves his bunnies.
2. I love him more than marshmallows love s'mores.
3.  I love him more than my sister Kimmy loves her dogs.
4.  I love him more than baseball players love steroids.
5.  I love him more than Bill Gates loves Microsoft.
6.  I love him more than inmates love conjugal visits.
7.  I love him more than dogs love table scraps.
8.  I love him more than Santa Claus loves Mrs. Claus.
9.  I love him more than Steve Jobs loves the iPhone.
10. I love him more than Cookie Monster loves cookies.
11.  I love him more than hippies love peace.
12.  I love him more than Democrats love Obama.
13.  I love him more than pigs love mud.
14.  I love him more than Obama loves change.
15.  I love him more than bread loves butter.
16.  I love him more than eggs love bacon.
17.  I love him more than American's love McDonald's.
18.  I love him more than Gollum loves The Ring.  My precioussssssss.
19.  I love him more than a celebrity loves attention.
20.  I love him more than Mr. Krabs loves money.
21.  I love him more than Brynn loves popcorn.
22.  I love him more than peanut butter loves jelly.
23.  I love him more than zombies love brains.
24.  I love him more than Joey Tribbiani loves hitting on women.  How you doin'?
25.  I love him more than Mexicans love America.
26.  I love him more than a fat kid loves cake.
27.  I love him more than the Burts love freshies. (Drink refills from the gas station).
28.  I love him more than Oscar Meyer loves his wiener.
29.  I love him more than tornadoes love trailers.
30.  I love him more than Paris Hilton loves herself.
31.  I love him more than Elvis loves sequins.
32.  I love him more than Sean loves video games.
33.  I love him more than Homer loves beer.
34.  I love him more than vampires love blood.
35.  I love him more than Stewie loves world domination.

Help me say Happy birthday to The Man.  Leave a comment either here on this post or HERE on this facebook status and help me fill in more blanks for "I love you more than _____ loves ____."