My black eye

Just in time for the cruise! Ha ha. Luckily the bruise is in the crease of my eyelid, right where I put my dark makeup as an accent and you can't even tell I have it once the my makeup is on. What happened you ask? West and I have never been described as graceful... either of us. In fact, recently West has broken his big toe by falling off a ladder, and broken his rib while playing on a pole at the park. So put us together and, let's just say it gets entertaining. West and I both moved at the same time, not anticipating that the other was also going to move. We smacked heads in full momentum. We both caught the blow right under the eyebrow. West's head is obviously harder than mine as he walked away from the collision with nothing, and I immediately started to swell. I think it's hilarious.