I bought The Man a new shirt on Saturday. He hates clothes shopping but needs new clothes; I happen to love clothes shopping so it works out well.
He even wore it for date night. (Warm Bodies was surprisingly better than we thought it would be, wuzzup dollar movie score). We were sitting at dinner and I told him again that I really liked his shirt, it was a good find. He looks back at me and says, "We match."
What?
"No we don't, we're not even wearing the same colors."
We've had this conversation before, but it was about decorating color schemes.
Remember this chart?
So I say, "I'm wearing mint green. You're wearing turquoise blue." I even throw in the "green" and "blue" to help him out.
And he says, "but it's the same color."
"No. Green (finger pointing at my chest). Blue (finger pointing at his chest)."
"You are not wearing green. That's totally blue."
"No way."
"Yours is the same shade of blue that mine is."
The pictures are high quality cell phone pictures, but obviously the difference between mint green (coupled with navy blue) is not the same as turquoise (coupled with gray). While the guys are squinting at the screen trying to see a difference, can I get a, "um hum," from the girls in the house?
Um hum.