Hay Nabur.

Have you ever noticed this particular billboard?

(The new grilled chicken is excellent, by the way)

"Hay" means "there is" in Spanish.  I know.  I took a whole semester of Spanish recently.  It was a vocab word.

Being the dutiful student that I am (OCD much?) when I saw this billboard I saw the word "hay" and thought, "I know that word!"  And I tried to figure out what "nabur" meant in Spanish as well.  What was Chick-fil-a trying to say?  There is... what? Is that a verb?  I didn't know of any verbs that ended in "ur."

Guys, I seriously contemplated this billboard for an entire week, trying to figure out what "hay nabur" meant in Spanish before I realized that it wasn't even Spanish but stupid cow spelling.

Speaking of cows, this recently happened.

Their tongues are about the same texture as sandpaper and it was at about this point that I was glad I had taken my wedding ring off before hand.  Otherwise I might have been having a conversation with Makenzie's cousin that went something like, "Call me in a few days when a sparkly thing shows up in a pile in this particular pen.  Thanks."

As it is, apparently "I can do hard things" is also equivalent to "I can do gross things under peer pressure."

More on that tomorrow.